Eating and Sleeping

Full of gems like this:

“There were four Marilyn Monroes, two Audrey Hepburns (one Breakfast at Tiffany’s Audrey, one My Fair Lady Audrey), two Sandys from Grease (Lakyn swiveled her hips at the “We made out under the dock” line in “Summer Nights”), two Janet Jacksons (both of the “Rhythm Nation 1814” all back everything era, though only one had a hoop earring with a key in it and yes I did reward her for the attention to detail), two Jennifer Lopezes (one in the dress, or at least something that was supposed to look like it) and one and a half Beyoncés (Megan started her routine as Chaka Khan and then threw off her afro wig in the middle to dance to Bey’s “Diva” – I read this as a Myra Breckinridge-esque critique on the ever-renewing pantheon of female soul singers).”